Without letting him guess your intensions…
Ask me how…
Just give him a friendly advice to have the same broadband connection as mine.
He will die off!
(Out of frustration; obviously)
P.S : i welcome ideas, from all people IN THE WORLD ; on how to teach them(my internet service provider) a lesson. Sooner the better!
I am serious : !
9 comments:
MTNL Rocks anytime. It keeps kiddos in check. It refrains people from spoiling their eyes in front of computers for long hours. It avoids people to do long chats so that they save their precious time. See how caring MTNL is..!!
yaar i hv no damn idea y u crib abt bsnl all d time....evn m using it fr last one year nd hardly i hd ny prblm...but wtvr the thng iz ua sense f humour rockz.....i mn it ws jst awsm nd i cldnt resist givng a big laugh.....ua net prblm might be due to tat exchange thng...go nd tk 2ua exchange Engineer....it wrkz
@ Sachin..
Uff, i asked some suggestion in the end..???? :P
@Mohit
yaar, the prob is wid me..n u my fren so u should help me..talkin to exchange engineer is such a decent act..n i m not one 8-) :D
n yea,i hv talked(decently) to many oldies who know nothing..n made many complaints..n resultant ZerO ..so now its time for Action.. huh!
well i think i will give u a better idea.. FIRST OF ALL don't pay the bill for the 2-3 months till they give you a notice. then u go to their main office where they are dealing with the defaultors. it is generally within their tower permises..(SHH.. JUST HAVE A SMALL AMOUNT OF RDX WID YOU. N IF NOT AVAILABLE TAKE AT LEAST CRUDE BOMB MADE OF AMMONIUM NITRATE WID U. ) sabse nazzr bacha ke plant it just below the tower n run...
agar in sab ka jugaad na ho paye to take some deadly bacteria with you in a vial and spray in their permises..
so next time they will think 10 times while disturbing the net connection of G2 (HOWZ THAT NICK NAME FOR UU??)
hehe..ye acha hai. :D
but RDX nt accessible..NH4NO3 risky..how about Diwali bombs.. :P
Bioweopon..deadly bacteria's..hahaha..good one!
Pakka will try. :D
i am laughing hard now.....
well i can provide you the ammonium nitrate.. baceria you can get it easily...
diwali bombs are just to scare these people..hmm .. you can try them out also..
heyy. I got one more idea.. send a ballastic missile (as it can cross the earth's atmosphere)and blow their satellite... how about that ..haan g2..
greatt idea..!! hehe
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